"Facts?!!"
Posted by Ching Ya | Posted in Fun n Games |
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You might wondering what’s so interesting about these FACTS?? Read along…
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
4. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy…. I’m still not over the pig.)
6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)
13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
15. A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
18. Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
4. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy…. I’m still not over the pig.)
6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)
13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
15. A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
18. Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(WHAT ABOUT THAT PIG??)
So? Did you smile at lease once? Or even a small, tiny bit of chuckle? If not, then… blame the writer, whoever that is !! To be clear:
So? Did you smile at lease once? Or even a small, tiny bit of chuckle? If not, then… blame the writer, whoever that is !! To be clear:
- I’m NOT the FINDER of the so-called-facts below, & I’m not sure how ‘true’ are they;
- I’m NOT the one who provides the feedbacks (pinkish words).
But I decided to share it with you all anyway, because it’s just simply Cracks Me Up!! I got this email from one of my best friends, the funny and devine Ms. K! And dear, I really miss our crazy talks, and I promise, next time I call you, we’ll have longer conversations, k?
Take care, folks!
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Oh yeah! U know why I’m forwarding this to you. Hahaha.
Let’s have fun together.
hi, K! haha.. well, nice of you to drop in! Hope you enjoy the FACTS you provided me. And, really, What About That Pig??
these facts are great!!!
ha.. I wonder how true are they. But it’s always fun to read. =) Glad you enjoy it too, yan.